It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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