I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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