whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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