Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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