Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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