People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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