..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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