Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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