dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
