My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
