Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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