is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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