so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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