There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Randomize
