i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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