wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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