This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i wish my penis had a tongue
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You've changed since you got that strap on
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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