don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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