Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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