So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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