I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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