I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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