theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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