what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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