guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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