Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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