therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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