i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
