I just saw a hot homeless man
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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