Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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