i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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