god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
