If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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