its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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