i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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