It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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