Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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