no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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