well I can't set my house on fire every night
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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