Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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