he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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