She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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