Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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