ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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