Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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