Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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