So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
My liver just had a heart attack.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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