i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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