I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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