Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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